Colin Kaepernick Fired From His 1st Coaching Job

It appears that former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick’s coaching career has hit a bump in the road. After just six games into the season, the principal of Joseph Barron Senior High School in Des Moines had no other choice but to let Kaepernick go.

From the very beginning, it was clear that Kaepernick’s presence didn’t sit well with the students. Principal Jack Bowman explained, “The kids couldn’t stand him. He had a knack for rubbing people the wrong way.”

Parents were initially unaware of who the coach was, only knowing that he had a noteworthy background in football. Little did they know that just three weeks into his tenure, Kaepernick was already pushing for players to kneel during the National Anthem – a move that didn’t sit well with many.

With a disappointing 0-6 start to the season, Principal Bowman knew that a change needed to be made. And so, Kaepernick’s coaching career came to an early end at Joseph Barron Senior High School.

Tara Newhole, an analyst for ALLOD Sportsball, revealed that bookies in Vegas predicted Kaepernick wouldn’t last more than three seasons. So for those who bet against him, they’re likely feeling pretty good right now.

“Football just isn’t the same anymore, my fellow patriots,” adds Newhole. “But fear not, this school still has a chance to find the right fit for the next coach. God Bless America.”

While Kaepernick’s coaching endeavor may have faltered, it serves as a reminder that the world of sports continues to evolve, and sometimes, not everyone sees eye-to-eye.