Some stories have a way of touching our hearts and bringing a smile to our faces. In a world that can sometimes feel gloomy and serious, a funny anecdote is always a welcome surprise. Whether you’ve heard this story before or not, it’s guaranteed to give you a good chuckle.

This amusing tale has all the elements of an entertaining story – drama, revenge, and an unexpected twist at the end. It all begins with a husband who decides to write a letter to his wife, asking for a divorce. However, it’s his wife’s brilliant reply that steals the show and leaves everyone in stitches.

Here’s what the husband wrote in his letter:

“Dear wife,

I’m writing this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years, and I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been unbearable. Your boss called to inform me that you quit your job today, and that was the last straw. Last week, I even got a new haircut, cooked your favorite meal, and wore brand new silk boxers. But you didn’t even notice. You ate in 2 minutes and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t say you love me anymore, and you don’t want any physical intimacy or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore. Whatever the case, I’m gone. Your ex-husband.

P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!”

Now, let’s read the wife’s response:

“Dear Ex-Husband,

Receiving your letter has made my day. It’s true that we have been married for 7 years, but calling you a good man is far from the truth. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad it doesn’t work.

I did notice your haircut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother taught me not to say anything if I can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment.

And as for the meal you cooked and the silk boxers you wore, you must have mistaken me for my sister, because I haven’t eaten pork in 7 years. As for the boxers, I turned away from you because the price tag of $49.99 was still on them. I also prayed that it was just a coincidence that my sister had borrowed $50 from me that same morning.

Despite all of this, I still loved you and believed we could work things out. So when I won $10 million in the lottery, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I came home, you were gone. I guess everything happens for a reason. I hope you find the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. Take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!”*

Now that’s a witty response! If you enjoyed this amusing tale, go ahead and share it with someone who could use a good laugh today!